she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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