I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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