Say something about gay babies.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
