Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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