ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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