Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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