next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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