You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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