I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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