You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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