Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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