Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
