butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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