I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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