I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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