I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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