Me. At least after what I've been through.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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