I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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