that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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