woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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