BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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