I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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