Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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