i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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