HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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