He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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