I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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