The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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