Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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