I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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