Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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