I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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