I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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