Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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