i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
