Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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