Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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