i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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