And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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