i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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