Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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