Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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