That's intense
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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