whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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