is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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