I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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