I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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