he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
it was like having sex with a tree stump
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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