But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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