Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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