I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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