I think i peed on brittanys purse
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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