Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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