She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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