He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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