I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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