Well apparently he's into motor boating.
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Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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